Indefinite hiatus

• Are you a struggling cricketer waiting for your form to return? 
• have you been in very bad form lately? 
• have the runs stopped flowing? 

If most of your answers are 'yes', then don't worry. All you need to do is play one match against team India.team India is so generous with you guys that not only will they help you regain your confidence, but will also allow you to make new records, ones which you never imagined you could do.
For those of you wondering why i am venting my frustration this way..its effing obvious! Alastair Cook has gone past 200 playing over 400 balls and even then it doesn't seem that he's going to stop soon. Literally nothing seems to be bogging him down. The way he's sticking there would put the likes of Hashim Amla to shame! He alone has chased down, rather gone past India's team score. Sreesanth has been using literally every expression of his to try to provoke the batsmen but none seem to be working at the moment. Morgan's is in his nineties, Cook is close to 250, maybe he even reaches 300 today ( which if he does i am not gonna watch any further matches of India vs England).
               As i type Morgan hit Gambhir who was standing at short leg and it hit him at the same spot where he had been hit earlier in this series. Morgan was all like "Oops hes my captain in kkr." And then suddenly he realised the prospect of him being the captain in Gambhir's absence. Greed took over as he really smashed the ball (this time intentional though) in Gambhir's direction. But you know how it is with Morgan right?! The ball rarely goes in the direction he wants to. And Gambhir's elbow lives to see another humiliating test defeat against the poms.The possibility of an innings defeat looms large. Contrary to people's beliefs, Harbhajan's not a total idiot. I think he foresaw this and hence left for India. Injury? Haha..you really thought so?
              Seriously how excited was i before this test series. But what i have written has been haunting me even in my sleep. While it might not be as bad as the image of Stuart Broad aka Barbie Doll dancing buck naked in the shower, i assure you its still no good. So bad has their performance been, they have made me look delusional. In the dressing room Graeme Swann is smiling now. Well Graeme, you shouldn't. You sucked as a bowler. No.1 bowler huh? well far from it.

walk of shame

Not able to bear the guilt of appearing as a delusional to my own self, i will now spend my days in hiding indefinitely until things become better or until the poms lose to a team like Kenya. ciao until then..

damnit! get away from me!