Australia vs India, sydney test, day 3

And it happened. Yet another record has been created against India. This time its michael clarke who's done it which probably adds insult to injury. I'll sum up what i feel about the whole deal in one word: "DISGUST"

Okay how shit must you be that michael clarke hits you about 200 runs in just one day in a test match. But wait, this isn't the first time something like this happened. You know something is horribly wrong with your team when someone's hitting you a 200 odd on your every goddamn tour. Whats worse is that its pretty much the first time for these batsmen. Mccullum, Cook, Pietersen, Kallis, and now Clarke. In fact Darren Bravo must be kicking himself for missing out on one himself.

Some wise ass said Indians will have to be willing to look ugly if they were to salvage this test. But i don't think this is what he meant :

bravo!

Personally i feel India lost the plot when they let Clarke get to not 100, not 200 but 3 fucking hundred ! India must stop kidding themselves here and start preparing for the next test. And although the chances are slim, i wouldn't be too surprised if Sachin Tendulkar gets to that hundredth ton this test . Everyone is already like c'mon dude get on with it. That thing was interesting probably like a decade ago. Move on now?

In other news, Kallis and Abraham Benjamin de Villiers kicked off a run fest against Sri lanka. While Kallis hit a double ton, AB as always was more than happy to play second fiddle and remained unbeaten on 160 as South africa declared at 580/4.

..also notice AB in the background

Personally i think the declaration could have been a deal between Kallis and Graeme smith so as to prevent AB from upstaging the former,otherwise the way AB was hitting he would have got there soon. But i do not wish to go further into that. AB is happy, i couldn't care less.  
Correction: AB is always happy, a little disappointed sometimes maybe, but yeah always happy.

Enough, AB! Somebody stop him!

Anyways, speaking of a double ton, who can forget..
 

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lol

as sehwag got to the double ton, this guy couldn't hold himself and ran to him with a bouquet. That's affection for you. Sternly sending him back without giving a fuck, now that's Sehwag for you.

Further, a couple of tweets by 'team mate' Graeme Swann have turned into a major embarrassment for Stuart Broad (not including those feminine jokes everybody repeatedly cracks at him). he tweeted

" Not such a big thank you to @StuartBroad8 who just popped into my room for a suspiciously short time then disappeared leaving an iffy odour. "

             " I don't believe in dropping ones shopping then scarpering. I believe you should stay and endure the sulphurous stink. "

 Hahaha. Barbie's cuteness has taken a beating maybe. And Graeme Swann, I think it's time someone genuinely considered giving him a role as Sheldon's long lost twin on Big Bang Theory.

So long.

Australia vs india, 2nd test, Sydney, ' The Curious Case of Virat kohli's middle finger '

going by what i have seen in the ongoing test between India and Australia, i can only say one thing
>> '' THE VISITORS ARE SO SCREWED.. '' <<

Its no surprise how many out of form players can quickly recover playing just a game against India.But you 've got to hand it to team India. They do so much for the game of cricket. You take out a buried skeleton of any ex cricketer and make it bat against India, it will score, BIG!
Ricky ponting has been one such cricketer who always seems to have kept his best game for India.Yes just like Mahela Jayawardene or a Matt Prior maybe, its a big list. Coming back to the game,


                                      Somebody stop this son of a bitch! ( apparently his nickname is pup so the 'son of a bitch' thing is justified, eh?)

orgasmic puppy

It is never a good thing to see Ishant Sharma trying to sledge his way to a wicket but this, THIS IS INTERESTING!

Virat kohli giving a finger to the crowd at Sydney.

Whose the villain? Yes you are..you are...