India vs England 3rd Odi

coming home tired, plonking myself on the bed, switching on the tv. Extras showing the fall of wickets. 1,2,3,4...? wait wtf?! and then i see the scorecard of the Englishmen. 298/4 ?! either the pitch must be a really good surface to bat or team India must have bowled Sreenath Aravind (The latter being not true)

  Samit patel and Roelof van der merwe (poof) belong to those special kind of cricketers who are told by coaches to keep their eyes compulsorily closed while hitting the ball. So while doing so they might get hit sometimes but keeping their eyes open they risk getting hit by almost every delivery.

  Today was a good day for Samit patel. scored 70 off 43 balls which include 7 4's and 2 6's. Seriously Samit Fuck you! because you got England to a considerably big score they would otherwise never have got with Jonathan trott in the middle. Trott is another sad fucker! 98 off 116 notout haha.. another sad ass mofo.. look how he is stranded on 98. These are the moments which make cricket special.
  uh yes.. Fuck you Samit for hittin 70 off 43 balls. if bopara had played those 43 balls he would have got to his 50 off say 75 deliveries and could have got to play a few more matches for England. No real damage to the scoreboard as well, as England would have been at least 30-40 runs short of where they are right now. But no you don't want to think about that. Fuck you Samit! Fuck you!

paul collingwood's fall from grace

Somebody please help get him out of here!!!!

Stuart Broad doppelgangers AKA my shittiest post

here's a list of stuart broad doppelgangers.. Once again, i have no idea why i am doing it.
just check it out.

1.Stuart Broad and julie benz (from dexter)

stuart broad and julie benz. doppelgangers!

2.Stuart Broad and evey ( from v for vendetta)

stuart broad and natalie portman. doppelgangers!

3. and finally our very own barbie!

stuart broad and barbie. cute huh? lol

it is a riot..! Miss Stuart you are a lovely lass!!

India vs England, 2-0 and running

the pommies were handed their second consecutive defeat as India beat them by 8 wickets at delhi on monday. after the the fall of the rookie ajinkya rahane and the dwarf ( parthiv patel ) early , two delhiites; Gambhir  and the other, someone i do not wish to name came to the party and ensured that India won rather comfortably.

''what i like about these two wins is that india have won big, not scraped through. winning is also about creating hopelessness''  well said harsha bhogle..very well said. for once i agree

3 odi's left. 5-0 will be sweet but team India has done some charity in the past and they might do some this time around as well.


Meanwhile somewhere else Bangladesh beat West Indies. why is this significant ?! well because West Indies were all out for 61 after playing just 22 overs. they have clearly outdone themselves here.


There were also a couple of t20s played between australia and south africa. People turned out to watch it despite Ab's absence. the aussies won the first. Shane 'ox' Watson didn't play the second t20 because he was bored. Naturally the Saffas won it

bored

paul collingwood is trying to put a brave face co-hosting the extras show before and after the matches. He clearly doesnt belong here.

Tom cruise and Shaun tait

more doppelgangers,

• Tom Cruise and Shaun Tait 

Tom cruise and Shaun tait. doppelgangers!

Billie joe armstrong and Callum ferguson and Virat kohli

As one of the reader's, AT Doeschate rightly pointed out!

Callum ferguson and Billie joe armstrong. doppelgangers!

 and also my observation!

Virat kohli and Callum ferguson. doppelgangers!

many more doppelgangers in the future people!

the chaos is over.

finally it's calm again in the cricketing world (well for sometime atleast) as the clt20 ends. every memory washed away right from the nauseous opening ceremony to Arun Karthik's dramatic last ball six off Daniel Christian.

Unfortunately it also means no seeing the Morkels (here, Albie) and the Doeschates anymore. but doesnt matter. Albie will be busy in the treatment of his brother Morne. wondering what happened to Morne Morkel are you now? well here's what happened:

embracing the female side

should i say more?!


Meanwhile Ryan ten Doeschate after playing some good cricket here, is looking forward to a good vacation. But hey,doesn't mean he didn't enjoy here!

such a top guy i tell you and humble too!



and about the clt20 tournament? well the team led by harbhajan singh won!
they say 'every dog has his day'. Incidentally the same applies for monkeys too..!

i resurface one last time for the night to bring to light one hell of a twitter update by Dirk Nannes and i assure you this tweet (or retweet ) could easily overshadow his performance for the rcb in clt20
here it is:

"Kohli has the strong wrists of someone who spent his teen years angrily masturbating to magazine pics of Aishwarya." 

speechless? not me..i am roaring with laughter!!! How brilliant is that!

apparently masturbation is not taboo in cricket. here's another famous guy rather proudly 'doing it'.

good fun. lol

And then here is  Ab de villier's reaction to all of this

AB: "forgive them for they know not what they do"

Amen.\\

Csk vs Nsw - a fight for survival

Csk and Nsw face off in a do or die match in the clt20. csk is a strong team and nsw's glorious days are perhaps maybe behind them. But lets not forget nsw is the team of the ox. yeah rite nsw has Shane watson in its ranks...but wait this advantage is immediately cancelled out by the presence of  Steven smith (talentless) and moises henriques (a hopeless wannabe). the sheer presence of these two guys is enough to send nsw packing home. to add to it, nsw skipper simon katich probably has not been able to come out of the grief of being denied a contract for australia and that average of 15 is not going to help him either.
And then the match began as watson ( the ox ) and warner ( follower of sehwagology ) got off to a flier. as usual watson got bored and threw his wicket ( he really does need to show some respect to the opposition ) . Sehwag's protege Warner had other plans as he launched a brutal assault on the bowlers not sparing even his former nsw team matey (as they say it back home?) douggie bollinger. i know it's doug but ravi shastri's commentary gets to you..
Raina came into bowl to Warner with a child like ignorance but was shown no mercy as Warner caned him. At the end of the game, raina's figure's read 3 overs 0-32. one can either praise raina for his bravery or can criticise him for his foolishness. I say leave him alone.
So warner has done serious damage to csk's chances. he scored a brutal unbeaten 135 off 69 deliveries!! somewhere watching all of this is Sehwag. he can be proud of himself! he's taught the kid (here, warner) well!

(sehwag telling warner): i always thought you were better than AB!

Davy Jacobs blues

long ago in the history of t20 cricket, were a pack of cricketers lead by a small but otherwise big hearted man with just a little more hair than Herschelle gibbs. This man was called davy jacobs. Some speculate that such was his terror among the opponents that they named him after davy jones (that creature from pirate's movie). People of their area affectionately called them the 'warriors'. The warriors fought hard and won many a battles under the leadership of jacobs. And then suddenly everything changed.

Davy jacobs was bought by the mumbai indians (the same franchise that now has harbhajan singh as its captain). The confidence, the runs and everything else. poof! all gone in a flash. The same Jacobs who would move across the wicket to face a ball at about 140kmph and still hit it way into the stands found himself wanting while donning the blue outfit. Worse, he started getting out not trying to hit the ball, but defending it. The fear vanished from the opposition just like nauseous memories of the various opening ceremonies of the ipl. And now he has suffered a hip injury.

I think this injury for Davy jacobs couldn't come at a better time. This should give him some time to rethink playing for the mumbai indians and return to the warriors as soon as possible ( that is when the contract expires). But where will that leave Mark boucher? well that...is another story.

davy jacobs - the good times