coming home tired, plonking myself on the bed, switching on the tv. Extras showing the fall of wickets. 1,2,3,4...? wait wtf?! and then i see the scorecard of the Englishmen. 298/4 ?! either the pitch must be a really good surface to bat or team India must have bowled Sreenath Aravind (The latter being not true)
Samit patel and Roelof van der merwe (poof) belong to those special kind of cricketers who are told by coaches to keep their eyes compulsorily closed while hitting the ball. So while doing so they might get hit sometimes but keeping their eyes open they risk getting hit by almost every delivery.
Today was a good day for Samit patel. scored 70 off 43 balls which include 7 4's and 2 6's. Seriously Samit Fuck you! because you got England to a considerably big score they would otherwise never have got with Jonathan trott in the middle. Trott is another sad fucker! 98 off 116 notout haha.. another sad ass mofo.. look how he is stranded on 98. These are the moments which make cricket special.
uh yes.. Fuck you Samit for hittin 70 off 43 balls. if bopara had played those 43 balls he would have got to his 50 off say 75 deliveries and could have got to play a few more matches for England. No real damage to the scoreboard as well, as England would have been at least 30-40 runs short of where they are right now. But no you don't want to think about that. Fuck you Samit! Fuck you!
Somebody please help get him out of here!!!!
Samit patel and Roelof van der merwe (poof) belong to those special kind of cricketers who are told by coaches to keep their eyes compulsorily closed while hitting the ball. So while doing so they might get hit sometimes but keeping their eyes open they risk getting hit by almost every delivery.
Today was a good day for Samit patel. scored 70 off 43 balls which include 7 4's and 2 6's. Seriously Samit Fuck you! because you got England to a considerably big score they would otherwise never have got with Jonathan trott in the middle. Trott is another sad fucker! 98 off 116 notout haha.. another sad ass mofo.. look how he is stranded on 98. These are the moments which make cricket special.
uh yes.. Fuck you Samit for hittin 70 off 43 balls. if bopara had played those 43 balls he would have got to his 50 off say 75 deliveries and could have got to play a few more matches for England. No real damage to the scoreboard as well, as England would have been at least 30-40 runs short of where they are right now. But no you don't want to think about that. Fuck you Samit! Fuck you!
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Somebody please help get him out of here!!!!
I cant take nethn less than 5-0... these english fuckers shud die of humiliation... N all those senior pros who thot england r d kings of d wrld shud eat shit.... bloody morons n plz post sumthn abt dat dickhead ian botham nxt tym!!
ReplyDeleteyou mean ian 'bottom'? on the radar
ReplyDeletewateva bt jus do it!!!
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