In other news, Kallis and Abraham Benjamin de Villiers kicked off a run fest against Sri lanka. While Kallis hit a double ton, AB as always was more than happy to play second fiddle and remained unbeaten on 160 as South africa declared at 580/4.

..also notice AB in the background

Personally i think the declaration could have been a deal between Kallis and Graeme smith so as to prevent AB from upstaging the former,otherwise the way AB was hitting he would have got there soon. But i do not wish to go further into that. AB is happy, i couldn't care less.  
Correction: AB is always happy, a little disappointed sometimes maybe, but yeah always happy.

Enough, AB! Somebody stop him!

Anyways, speaking of a double ton, who can forget..
 

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lol

as sehwag got to the double ton, this guy couldn't hold himself and ran to him with a bouquet. That's affection for you. Sternly sending him back without giving a fuck, now that's Sehwag for you.

Further, a couple of tweets by 'team mate' Graeme Swann have turned into a major embarrassment for Stuart Broad (not including those feminine jokes everybody repeatedly cracks at him). he tweeted

" Not such a big thank you to @StuartBroad8 who just popped into my room for a suspiciously short time then disappeared leaving an iffy odour. "

             " I don't believe in dropping ones shopping then scarpering. I believe you should stay and endure the sulphurous stink. "

 Hahaha. Barbie's cuteness has taken a beating maybe. And Graeme Swann, I think it's time someone genuinely considered giving him a role as Sheldon's long lost twin on Big Bang Theory.

So long.