watching the India vs England test at lords, my ears were open. Doing the commentary was none other than Sourav ganguly along with Alan Wilkins. Whenever i listen to him speak, i wait, anticipating him to lose it and throw a volley of abuses at shahrukh khan ( he just sucks doesn't he? that bitch!) but alas i am kept waiting hopelessly for eternity..
But wait thats not why am writing this post. This one is about...have you seen the title? then you must know its about Mr I am Royalty AKA Mr Kevin Pietersen.
Something Wilkins didn't count was the vast majority of people who don't give a fuck about it!!
oooh! now that was something! this guy sure knows how to express his love. If Pietersen ever reads the above post, i mean ever...he is going to be sobbing bad. really bad!
But wait thats not why am writing this post. This one is about...have you seen the title? then you must know its about Mr I am Royalty AKA Mr Kevin Pietersen.
So the other day Mr Royalty comes out to bat, Wilkins starts about Pietersen's diminishing form in the odi's.Ganguly himself a victim of similar abuses, steps up to him:
Ganguly: why is that people are so much after Kevin Pietersen?
Wilkins: (amused). I think it because of the lifestyle of his. He lives in a penthouse,he has these swanky cars, he is friends with Frank Lampard.
Ganguly(in his mind): Frank Lampard huh? mmm.. must be someone important.
Wilkins: I think people of England love to hate him!
Something Wilkins didn't count was the vast majority of people who don't give a fuck about it!!
Some random guy on yahoo: What is Kevin Pietersen's address?
Possibly the best answer by another random:
"666 skunkhead view
sloggerville
traitorshire
south-africa."
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| wait...kevin? you read it? please don't cry...ple..kevin....Damn! |
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